carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

crispychocolate:

serkret:

god i hope my history teacher doesnt get extremely offended by this

we have to adapt a story to be about something weve been studying and read it to the class

my group is doing the very hungry hitler

 

OH MY GOD

so hitler took poland

but he was still hungry

(Source: massive-yaoi-hands, via wake-up-to-die)

Filling it out because..

• Hair: What hair color looks best on you and what's your natural color?
• Reddish Auburn looks best, my natural color is simple brunette.
• Skin: Do you tan easily?
• I burn quickly then become golden brown the next day.
• Eyes: What is your favorite show to watch?
• The Big Bang Theory.
• Nose: What is your favorite perfume/candle fragrance?
• Melon Candles and Beyonce Pulse perfume.
• Mouth: Do you want to kiss anyone right now?
• My pet ferret, like every 15 seconds.
• Tongue: What was in your last meal?
• Italian Sub sandwich with LOTS of pickles.
• Windpipe: Do you sing?
• All the time, and with every shower.
• Neck: Do you wear necklaces?
• Rarely.
• Ears: How many piercings do you have (if any)?
• 5 currently.
• Cheeks: Do you blush easy?
• Yes.
• Wrists: Have you ever broken a bone?
• No broken bones, No cavities, No stitches, No surgeries of any kind.
• Hands: Are you an artist/writer?
• I write MUCH more then I draw. ( Jornaling, Poems, Song lyrics, Lists)
• Fingers: Do you play an instrument?
• Drums but I want a Banjo.
• Heart: Are you in love?
• I love but I am not in love, my heart needs time to awaken.
• Lungs: Do you smoke cigarettes?
• Socially.
• Chest: Are your maternal/parental instincts strong?
• Very strong.
• Stomach: Do you feel confident in your body image?
• Not at all but I do not feel sad, only motivation to change it.
• Hips: Do you like to dance?
• By myself, yes.
• Thighs: Has anyone ever called you fat or ugly?
• Yes.
• Ankles: Have you ever been arrested?
• Yes.
• Feet: Do you ever wear heels just for the hell of it?
• Yes.
• Toes: Do you like country music?
• Not usually.